1.Speak only in a "robot" voice2.Reply to everything someone says with 'that's what you think'
3.Invite lots of people to other people's parties
4.Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times
5.Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your 'imaginary friend'
6.Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, & then scribble their answers in a notebook
7.Sing along at the opera
8.Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back
9.Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September
10.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down
11.Ask people what gender they are
12.Chew on pens that you've borrowed
13.Change channels five minutes before the end of every show
14.Honk and wave to strangers
15.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears
16.Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss
17.Set alarms for random times in other peoples' phone
18.Drum on every available surface
19.Wear a cape that says 'Magnificent One'
20.Make appointments for the 31st of September
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